Don’t stare at my butt!

Ethan and I have this routine of story-telling almost every night before bed time. It’s not so much of ME telling the story but HIM telling them with me prompting some words here and there. 
Last night, our story-telling was just too hilarious!
Me: What you want your story to be tonight?
Ethan: Erm.. horse and lion!
Me: Ok, there is this horse. Where is it?
Ethan: The horse is in JUNGLE!
Me: Alright, so the horse is in the jungle. What is the horse doing?
Ethan: The horse is walking. 
Me: The horse is walking slow or fast?
Ethan: Fast.
Me: Can we say the horse is galloping?
Ethan: Can. What is galloping?
Me: *Ha ha* Galloping means ‘gedik-gedak, gedik-gedak fast fast
Ethan: Ok, the horse is galloping.
Me: Where is the lion?
Ethan: The lion is at the river.
Me: By the river you mean..
Ethan: Lion at the river-lah! Drinking water, eat meat!
Me: Owh.. so the lion is hungry and eating..
Ethan: Yes.
Me: Where is the horse now?
Ethan: The horse is near the lion.
Me: What is the horse doing?
Ethan: The horse… is looking at the lion!
Me: What did the lion do then?
Ethan: The lion said, “Don’t look at my bum bum lah!”
Me: *burst out laughing* What did the horse do then?
Ethan: The horse run away lah! Want the lion to bite him meh?!

Moral of story? Don’t stare at a lion’s bum bum! :P

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    haha..nice innocent joke..

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    hahahah!!! soooooooo fuhney!!! :D

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    hahahaha, kids talks, very cute~~ :p

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    true..if look too long, one kind of smell comes out! :p

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    hahahhahahahhahah..interesting.Eh, i learn something here, instead of just let the kids tell the story, but can prompt them some word and let them make the sentence complete or in proper, good. I beh tahan the last part, horse run away lah, want the lion to bite him meh? LOL!!!!!

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    Mine…can look…but wanna touch, must pay! Muahahahahaha!

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    wat a smart boy

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    Haha :D He enjoys playing with you huh!

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    wahaha so funny and cute. He is a good thinker too :)

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    Hahahaha …. that's a funny one!! Love kid's talk so much coz they really never fail to crack me up all the time :)

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