14
2009
My Hero!
Last night we saw this dead Jerry in our car porch. It must be the works of Tom as the autopsy revealed that Jerry died from severe stab wounds caused by a sharp object (must be Tom’s bite!)Darling is afraid (geli) of all things furry. {Thank goodness I’m not a fur ball!} So yours truly had to execute the disposal mission. I took a garden spade, some old newspapers and a plastic bag.
I poke Jerry (with the spade) and that made me scream like mad. Why? Because Jerry was as hard as a rock! My knees went weak and I could not proceed. Darling came to give me the much needed moral support. He held my left hand and encouraged me to use my right hand to shove Jerry (using the spade) onto the newspaper and subsequently placing it into the plastic bag.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DARLING! (Eyes rolling here)
Like a heroine in a blockbuster movie, I carried out the above mission successfully! But as soon as Jerry was in the plastic bag, I let go of everything and shouted SO loud {for the sake of releasing my bottled up fear!}. My legs went wobbly and Darling (the hero) took over. Like the ‘macho-est’ man in the world, he tied the plastic bag and disposed it into the garbage bin.
*clap clap clappppppp* the heroine of the day goes to Merryn!!!! yehhhhhhhh.. u deserve a nite stay in Hard Rock Hotel after such a yucky task! hahhaa….
MUAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH….you are so brave lah.
Bravo! Only women can do all these yucky stuff..hehehe.
wahahahhahahahahhahah! william oh william, kena la engkau! hahaha!
I expect your darling to initiate the job! Hahaha… But you are a brave girl! Keep it up.
Merryn, give a pat on your shoulderfor job well done. Brave girl, Ethan is so lucky got brave and smart mummy. In my house, my mum help me out…, sometimes I did it :)
so full of drama suddenly with this jerry fella around..i laughed reading your post today! at least we know who's the "man" in the house…hehehe..
Hahaha! This is the cutest and funniest disposal mission I've ever come across… If me, I think I'll just use a broom and sweep it into the longkang… geli lah.
ya..sometimes we need to be brave..
Oops, sorry… that YH is actually me. Forgot to change the profile :-p
At last..it gone..I am scared of little mouse.
You should have asked Ethan to do the job! LOL!
Eeks…I hate those Jerrys. One time I had a dead one right at my backdoor steps. Gosh…I didn't know pushing a dead rat with a broom stick can be the most grossed out thing for me!
Hahaha! Why leave the job to the lady? Like your hubby, my hubby is also afraid of the furry one. He will jump if he sees one! :p Now, how to expect him to be a hero and save us??
hurray hurray!!! for me, I will sure run!!! you are so so BRAVE!
Hahaha. Reminds me of the time, when a furry one ran amok in my kitchen and my darling and I stood on stools armed with badminton rackets and an insect spray to try to chase it out of the house. Our conversation went something like that…. "No, you spray. No, YOU spray…"
A huge one! I will definately dare not to touch it even it is dead! So geli!
Wow~ Brave leh.. I dun dare to even go near..
haha…you are one brave woman!!
Fuyoh! Very brave o. :p Well in hy house I will be in charge of this task too. Haha :DI thought you did great. :) Clap! Clap!But the way you describe it…Jerry is really funny! Haha :D
Merryn is the heroine! Hurray!
eiiii,so scary.i won't be that brave as you.:)
Lady, you are really brave. I just killed a cockroach with my fly swatter this morn. It was gross having to throw away the carcass. Your's is hairy, tonnes heavier and with a long tail! eeeks!
RIP Jerry :-p
gosh, so funny ler u!!! but bravo to u!!
Bravo Merryn!! Sorry, i not even dare to go nearer to that furry died Jerry!!
it sounds like a time full of "anxiousness" from you and darling dear disposing li'l jerry =P